Copyright Duncan Tunbridge 2008
….. as we all have characteristics of a certain drink, and when mixed correctly a good time is had by all, but if mixed badly it can go horribly wrong!
Playing for the Mens 2's is like a night in a pub...
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Adie
Spencer
Speddo
Ian
Joe
Chalkie
Ty
Chris
Finny
Jimmy
AJ
Chopper
Jonty
Vodka
Gin and Tonic
Tequila Vodka Red Bull (TVR)
Rum
Stein of Stella
Glenmorangie
Port
Guinness
J2O
Tequila
Archers
Bitter
Diet Coke
Baileys
Refined and bordering on posh. Your mother would love it.
Short and solid drink, nothing too outrageous when on own, but if things get messy, Vodka is normally in the middle of the action.
Full of energy and very loud. Prone to making other people shout.
Bit rough around the edges but popular with salty sea dogs.
Larger than normal and definitely stronger than average.
A wee scottish tipple. Smooth but can hit you later...
Well matured and best served after being laid down for a while.
Obviously Irish, takes 123 seconds to arrive but good when it does.
Very sensible.
Hits you where it hurts (again and again)
Loved by the ladies.
Traditional and normally drunk by old men. Bitter that is, not AJ.                
Way too healthy and all round popular drink.        
Bit girly (white shoes !?!), pale in colour but will cause you damage after a while.                                
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